OK!!....I get it!! We need a little baby. Not all the time. Just so we can take a few pictures to put on our Babyless Blogspot. Every time I check out Spence World, there are new pictures of these precious little kids! Those rascals are perpetual photo opts. Every day, 24/7.
On top of it all, the kids in the Spence Blogs are good lookin', well proportioned, and suspiciously well behaved.
Thank goodness the spouses those boys chose had the dominant gene. I've seen the boys baby pics. They are right up there with the pictures of me when I was a baby. The kind you would think twice about before posting them for the world to see!
Back to the problem at hand. We need a kid for our blog pics.
Surely their kids aren't as well behaved as they are good looking. Somebodys bound to need a break now and then. Maybe we could rent one for a couple of days. I bet they could fit a car seat in a medium sized pet carrier, hang a bottle from a string on the ceiling, strap that kid in and send 'em FedEx Overnight!!
When the driver gets here, we could tell him to hold on, we'll be done in a minute. Change the diaper. (we could hire somebody to do that....maybe FedEx will do it for a little extra) Take a few pics, do a non-invasive diaper check, fill the bottle and put him right back on the truck.
Perfect...Batta Big Batta Boom!!
Problem solved.
Larry
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Son, only you would come-up with something so bizarre. Can't you just imagine how much fun those FED EX drivers would have with one of those boys. Tanner would probably keep him awake, just talking and asking questions. One of the little ones would be so precious with all the cooing and babbling. Oh, how I miss thim. But Blogs are wonderful. Mom
ReplyDeleteWe were going to send Ty by FedEx but it was too expensive, so we decided to send him with a stork who was heading that way. By the way, is it still bird hunt season? Anyway, we decide against sending him in a balloon given the resent news. On a serious note, we'd love to see ya'll. You are more than welcome to come for a visit and we hope to make it back to Texas for a visit, sooner than later.
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Dallin had a couple more teeth come in this last week. Wish I read this earlier, I would have sent him overnight!!
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